connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
Lilo, why are you all wet?
comicallycool: videovriska: daswiener: captainhufflepuff: This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash. I always thought this scene was adorable Wow thanks guy Right in the childhood. i never made that connection Oh my god. That’s why it’s so important to...
Pro Choice Truth: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in... →
literaryreference: You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend. But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s...
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
imagine-dragonlords: thewayweride: If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
Reblog this if you like Harry Potter. No...
nicodidevilo: OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE ITS HAPPENING. OMG.
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
graceebooks: men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already” oh highschool
Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides... →
They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World
markschmoyer: lindsay-k-lou: kierstinfoltz: For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it) totally will do this O.O